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Pretty convincing past life evidence tbh
fuck me in the mouth
Xmas jumper making an early appearance.
Sweet beard! And sweater.
i want a sweater like this damn it
look how fucking full this beard is
people get mad at girls for being strippers… But when you can do THIS, you might as well get paid for it! Shit, it’s not even about taking your clothes off anymore your ass is defying fucking gravity, and that takes talent.
pretty sure this is more impressive than any gymnast I’ve ever seen
give this person a fucking medal. all of the medals.
holy shit yoooooooooooo
CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS FOR A SECOND?
ain’t nothing holding her down . Please someone make a gif of then trying lol
This is amazing
This is why I get really annoyed whenever anyone uses “Do well in school or else you’ll have to become a stripper” types of jokes. If I’m able to do that while supplying my needs with not only health, but wealth…then hell yeah. Who cares if her clothes are off, she’s making more money than you and is probably a lot happier. Whoops.